If I were BYU, I'd come after Rob. You see, he drives the most embarrassing car EVER!! The paint has completely oxidized and is all rubbed off; the seats are torn and grease-stained; it is so shrill and loud when it starts, squealing and squeaking, that it wakes the boys (and probably the neighbors) up at 5 a.m. when Rob leaves; and once it is finally on the road it is ridiculously loud (oh, and the air conditioning doesn't work so Rob actually wears EAR PLUGS to avoid deafness when driving in the LOUD car with the windows (manually)rolled down!)! Anyway, people have actually started pointing at him while driving on the freeway!!! He's like the laughing stock of the roads! So embarrassing! And the worst part, is he as a BYU sticker on the back. Seriously, if I were the school, I would force him to take the sticker off to make sure there was no affiliation there.
The upside of the car: it's as light as a tin can so it gets great gas mileage. Plus, it was free from Rob's parents. Oh, and he can't get a speeding ticked 'cause it maxes out at 60 mph. Oh, and I don't have to drive it!
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Hahaha...oh man, that reminds me of my Intrepid. That didn't have working air the last few years we had it, and I remember how I hated having to drive with the windows down all the time. Well, the plus side is you don't have to worry about anyone stealing it either! :)
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