Random Sayings This Week

Ty:

"How many people have died?" "Billions." "What? I don't think there's gonna be room in heaven!"
"You can't bring guns to school? Seriously!? Why not?"
"It is so dark outside! How embarrassing!"
"I wanna be an ice cream man when I grow up. Then I can just drive around and eat ice cream all day."
Ty: "So, when we get married do we just go to a church and it's filled with girls . . . and we just pick one?" Rob: "No, that's called BYU." Ty looked horrified! :)
"Good grief!"
"Toody!" He says this all the time!
"Mom, can I please have_______? I'll give you my whole piggy bank!" He swears he can buy anything. Favors. Treats. Privileges. I've never given in, and yet he keeps trying. He's SO persistent (like Rob!).
"I can't go straight to the hospital from church!" "Why?" ""Cause I'll look so handsome and all the girls will surround me! That's what Aricka does, huh? She chases all the handsome boys."

Robbie: "I really hope I'm not fat when I grow up."
"I want to be a movie critic. All I do is watch movies all day!"
Speaking to Ty regarding math: "You got beat by a GIRL!!? You gotta be kidding me!"
As we pull over to let a cop pass: "How come everyone is so respectful to cops? I'm gonna be a police when I grow up."
"No way! Seriously?" Rob always laughs at Robbie because he looks like Rob and sounds like me!

Jimmy: We're a little male-heavy in this house. "Mommy, you not a girl! You a boy!" "No, I'm not, I'm a girl." "No, you're a mommy!"
"Mom, I can stand when I go potty, 'cause I have a big private!"
"Wet's Snug-go!" (I hear this about every five minutes. He wants to snuggle ALL day!
"Can I touch yours moles?" (It's totally gross, but Jimmy finds comfort in my moles. He touches them and makes this strange humming/gurgle sound of satisfaction when he does and it puts him in a trance. Rob and I die laughing! He does the same thing when we snuggle. I think it's safe to say I nursed him too long :))
Imagine Jimmy dancing awkwardly. "Jimmy, do you need to go potty?" "I can't! I'm busy dancing!" It's like the chicken and the egg--can't stop to go potty, but can't go potty because he's dancing!
"No mom, we're supposed to punch people GENTLY."